My Back is Broken       Words & Music Neil Brewer 2006  

My back is broken... but I feel fine.

I might need surgery - but my friend, I feel perfectly divine.

If you were to ask, "How is it such a thing could be?"

Well, I guess I'd have to answer that, "Nobody else is me."

My shoulders hurt, and when I lift my arms I feel the sharpest pain.

That brings such joy to me, and so you think the boy must be insane.

If you wanna' know the secret why my back is in a crook -

it's that ever since that we met, I've been packin' Linda's books...

and I cannot wait to slip a disc tomorrow, 'round 'bout quarter after three.